12 Biggest Mistakes You Could Make At Splendour In The Grass

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    Splendour In The Grass starts in three sleeps time and, if you're going, you're no doubt already starting to pack. As Splendour veterans, we've decided to offload some of how knowledge about how to naviagte the weekend. 

    Not Packing Gumboots

    The weather forecast is looking pretty good but those of us who were at Splendour 2015 are still scarred by the mud. You never know what's going to happen so pack some or risk shelling out $100 on Saturday for an overpriced pair that will end up in the bin. 

    Wearing An Indian Headdress 

    Year after year just about every publication makes a point of saying this and yet we always seems to spot somebody wearing it. Consider before you wear anything whether it's an integral part of your culture and if it's not, strongly consider ditching it. If your friend turns up in one, also strongly consider ditching them.

    Assuming Because It's Warm In The Day, It Will Be Warm At Night

    It gets damn cold at night. And if you’re going to get through it, you’re going to need an outfit that’s mini in the day and insulating at night. It’s true, alcohol does warm the belly but it’s a very temporary thing. Bring a warm sleeping bag, a good jumper/rain jacket, jeans and gum boots.

    Peeking At The Setlists Before You Go

    Setlist.fm makes it really easy to see what artists are playing before you see them but don't spoil the fun. Spontaneity is one of life's great pleasures and it's something that's going to make your Splendour experience really special. If you do decide to do this, don't be the one telling everyone around you that you know what is being played next. 

    Singing Hey Baby By DJ Otzi As You're Exiting The Amphitheatre

    This is still happening. It's. Still. Happening. 10,000 people singing this as you exit the amphitheatre has the potential to erase the great memories of the past hour you've just endured watching your favourite band. If you do feel the need for a singalong on the way out, think of something far more creative like Intro by The xx

    Getting Drunk Before Midday

    It's expensive and hard to sustain. Trust me.

    Expecting To Waltz Straight Onto A Bus

    It's a shit fight getting out of Splendour at night. You'll spend a long time in the queue waiting for a bus out of there and you're likely going to be cold. It makes sense, with thousands of people leaving the site, that you're not going to get on a bus straight away. Wear something warm, chat with a mate, play a game with the last 10 per cent of your phone battery and if you really need to, sing bloody DJ Otzi. Whatever helps you pass the time. 

    Assuming There Will Be Phone Reception

    It really is luck of the draw. Some of your friends will have it and some won't. Don't expect that you'll be able to leave your friends and then find them with a simple text message. Most of the time they will end up getting that message on Monday afternoon once you've left the site and by then you'll still be trying to find your way out of the bush you went into while trying to find them on Friday night. 

    Thinking The xx Will Be Mellow

    The xx are mellow by headliner standards but a lot of people seem to think they'll be spending their Friday night wallowing with the British threesome. Over the past year or so, The xx have become some of the most captivating performers in the world, beefing their set up with club-ready beats and exciting climaxes. It's not going to sound exactly how it sounds on the record and we promise you, it's going to be one of the most special moments of Splendour.

    Attempting To See Three Sets In An Hour

    We get it, you don't want to miss anything because you've paid a pretty penny to get to Splendour but if we've learnt anything in the past it's relax. You're going to have a much better time enjoying a full set than running between three to see 10 minutes of each. If you need to make a hard decision, toss a coin. Chances are everything is going to be great. 

    Not Taking A Photo With All The Big Things

    You will kick yourself if you don't take a photo snap with the Big Prawn. If you're coming from further up north, get a pick with the Big Pineapple, if you're coming from further down south get a picture with the Big Banana. It's all part of the experience. 

    Pretending You Know More Than You Do About Queens Of The Stone Age And LCD Soundsystem

    People love to tell you that they know a lot about people's debut album or EP. If you find yourself in a conversation about either two of the veteran headliners just smile and nod. You have the right to remain silent if someone starts talking at length about LCD Soundsystem's 2005 debut album. Change the subject to Flume and never look back.  

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Splendour In The Grass starts in three sleeps time and, if you're going, you're no doubt already starting to pack. As Splendour veterans, we've decided to offload some of how knowledge about how to naviagte the weekend. 

Not Packing Gumboots

The weather forecast is looking pretty good but those of us who were at Splendour 2015 are still scarred by the mud. You never know what's going to happen so pack some or risk shelling out $100 on Saturday for an overpriced pair that will end up in the bin. 

Wearing An Indian Headdress 

Year after year just about every publication makes a point of saying this and yet we always seems to spot somebody wearing it. Consider before you wear anything whether it's an integral part of your culture and if it's not, strongly consider ditching it. If your friend turns up in one, also strongly consider ditching them.

Assuming Because It's Warm In The Day, It Will Be Warm At Night

It gets damn cold at night. And if you’re going to get through it, you’re going to need an outfit that’s mini in the day and insulating at night. It’s true, alcohol does warm the belly but it’s a very temporary thing. Bring a warm sleeping bag, a good jumper/rain jacket, jeans and gum boots.

Peeking At The Setlists Before You Go

Setlist.fm makes it really easy to see what artists are playing before you see them but don't spoil the fun. Spontaneity is one of life's great pleasures and it's something that's going to make your Splendour experience really special. If you do decide to do this, don't be the one telling everyone around you that you know what is being played next. 

Singing Hey Baby By DJ Otzi As You're Exiting The Amphitheatre

This is still happening. It's. Still. Happening. 10,000 people singing this as you exit the amphitheatre has the potential to erase the great memories of the past hour you've just endured watching your favourite band. If you do feel the need for a singalong on the way out, think of something far more creative like Intro by The xx

Getting Drunk Before Midday

It's expensive and hard to sustain. Trust me.

Expecting To Waltz Straight Onto A Bus

It's a shit fight getting out of Splendour at night. You'll spend a long time in the queue waiting for a bus out of there and you're likely going to be cold. It makes sense, with thousands of people leaving the site, that you're not going to get on a bus straight away. Wear something warm, chat with a mate, play a game with the last 10 per cent of your phone battery and if you really need to, sing bloody DJ Otzi. Whatever helps you pass the time. 

Assuming There Will Be Phone Reception

It really is luck of the draw. Some of your friends will have it and some won't. Don't expect that you'll be able to leave your friends and then find them with a simple text message. Most of the time they will end up getting that message on Monday afternoon once you've left the site and by then you'll still be trying to find your way out of the bush you went into while trying to find them on Friday night. 

Thinking The xx Will Be Mellow

The xx are mellow by headliner standards but a lot of people seem to think they'll be spending their Friday night wallowing with the British threesome. Over the past year or so, The xx have become some of the most captivating performers in the world, beefing their set up with club-ready beats and exciting climaxes. It's not going to sound exactly how it sounds on the record and we promise you, it's going to be one of the most special moments of Splendour.

Attempting To See Three Sets In An Hour

We get it, you don't want to miss anything because you've paid a pretty penny to get to Splendour but if we've learnt anything in the past it's relax. You're going to have a much better time enjoying a full set than running between three to see 10 minutes of each. If you need to make a hard decision, toss a coin. Chances are everything is going to be great. 

Not Taking A Photo With All The Big Things

You will kick yourself if you don't take a photo snap with the Big Prawn. If you're coming from further up north, get a pick with the Big Pineapple, if you're coming from further down south get a picture with the Big Banana. It's all part of the experience. 

Pretending You Know More Than You Do About Queens Of The Stone Age And LCD Soundsystem

People love to tell you that they know a lot about people's debut album or EP. If you find yourself in a conversation about either two of the veteran headliners just smile and nod. You have the right to remain silent if someone starts talking at length about LCD Soundsystem's 2005 debut album. Change the subject to Flume and never look back.  

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