A disgruntled pizza deliverer has hit the Pitch Festival Facebook alleging that hours trying to deliver 31 pizzas to someone who ordered them at the dance music festival.
The legendary pizza man carried 31 boxes stacked on top of each other around the festival attempting to find the orderer like any upstanding pizza deliverer would do.
He couldn't find the person who ordered 22 pepperonis and nine margheritas leaving him "exhausted and baffled."
"I would like a formal apology to the business, my co workers and especially to my boss who is a low income single dad," he wrote.
"This delivery was scarring for me so much so that i have retired from the pizza industry."
Well bloody done to whoever stitched this poor guy up. We've now lost someone who could've been one of the greats of the regional Victorian pizza industry.
Thankfully the Pitch lineup was great, with everyone from Fatima Yamaha to Julio Bashmore, with pizza guy conceding that there was, "good music."
Pitch has replied to the post calling him out for lying, noting that they could only see 29 pizza boxes.
If you're not already upset by what you've read and the wasteage of pizzas you can watch this video of pizza guy stacking it.
Farewell young man. You will be sorely missed in the pizza industry.