Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds performed on Later...With Jools Holland on Tuesday, unveiling new song 'She Taught Me How To Fly'. It was a great performance by Noel and the band but there was something about it that really caught everyone's attention: one of the backing musicians performing with a pair of scissors. Yep. Even Noel's bro Liam was confused:
Im afraid not but I do have somebody sharpening a pencil it sounds mega with a bit of reverb on it proper out there gear
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 1, 2017
Here's a few questions we desperately need answered:
What's a professional scissor player called?
A scissor-er? A sciss-er?
What's the action of playing the the scissors called?
Scissoring?
Who is this woman?
Did she use those scissors to cut her own hair?
What does a scissor roadcase look like?
We like to think it looks a little like this:
What are the rules of scissors on stage?
Does the rule 'no running with scissors' still apply? Does one have to remain stationary when in possession of stationery?
How does one become a scissor player?
Did SZA ever consider it as a career? Perhaps Illy should hire a scissor player for when he performs Papercuts?
If someone could please help us out, that would be much appreciated. In the meantime, feast your eyes on the interesting performance below.
