It’s come to our attention recently that there are a bunch of performers out there that are alphabetically blocked up.

Whether it’s a fad, or just due to a poor dictionary diet, a significant wave of artists are no longer passing vowel motions.

SBTRKT, MNEK, TKST, MGMT, M83, TLC, PVT, MSTRKRFT, CHVRCHES, N*SYNC…

It seems vowels are out, consonants are in, and the only winner I see out of this is Google Search who no doubt sits and laughs at us sorry folk and our pathetic spelling attempts.

So in honour of these orthograffiti artists, we invite you to unleash you inner Baby John Burgess, turn up the dial, and buy a vowel…
 

-Sarah C