The downside of flying in insanely expensive private jets is their susceptibility to issues, and super-producer Diplo found that out mid-flight when the front windows of his private jet cracked while he was still flying.
Documenting the malfunction on his Instagram (because as he writes, the in-flight wifi was still on), his photos show the glass in the cockpit with huge cracks and his pilots wearing oxygen masks. Eep.
Of course, nothing is serious for Diplo and he took the opportunity to make jokes (to cope?).
He writes, "My jet window just cracked open and the pilots are wearing masks so not sure ill make my shows tonight but they left the wifi on so I'm just going to sit in the back and smoke toad venom and Vlog. I just bought this cool vest in Dallas at a thrift store ..... Also i never told you this but I might by gay..."
He ended up making his gigs in one piece and added, "Ok so we landed in colombus and everyone asked me if I was gay not if I was safe just FYI ..." then Dip put on a face mask and started posting memes about his near-death experience.
Never change, Diplo.
