You probably haven't thought of Jessica Simpson for years, but here we are talking about her in 2017.
The reason is she stopped by Ellen to talk about her clothing brand (which is apparently worth $1 billion) and she'd either had too much to drink, or smoke, or something because she was in another world.
Even Ellen who has handled some of the most ratchet stars in the world was having trouble keeping up with her as she slurred her words, struggled to count and basically, forgot why she was even there in the first place.
If you haven't seen it, here's the clip:
Is Jessica Simpson...okay? pic.twitter.com/huE5xJyw50
— Bitch Problems (@FemaleTexts) May 23, 2017
Now Twitter is sharing its opinions which, as always, are pretty brutal. They're mostly centred around her potentially almost certainly being high:
How high y'all think Jessica Simpson is here?
Ellen just looking like "you couldn't be sober for one interview?" pic.twitter.com/3W9GBkRTMn— BIGNOAH (@BIGNOAH256) May 23, 2017
@BIGNOAH256 @jeremydvid Her face though! pic.twitter.com/YGM886tnwT
— David S. Pimpkins (@XOSeattleSlim) May 23, 2017
I knew Jessica Simpson's elevator didn't go all the way up from that reality show she had with Nick Lachey. Bless her heart.
— (@callmedollar) May 23, 2017
i've been saying this for years: jessica simpson's oscar-winning performance would be playing anna nicole smith in a biopic pic.twitter.com/tHu3JM0VC5
— popculturediedin2009 (@pcd2009) May 22, 2017
Conspiracy theory: Jessica Simpson died bacc in 2007 and has been replaced w another woman Jennifer McDitzyface pic.twitter.com/qKlLmyikFF
— OGTREEZ™ OMKS™ (@OceanGrownTREEZ) May 23, 2017
Jessica Simpson: I don't know if I've ever had a 7 year relationship... other than with a woman
Ellen: pic.twitter.com/biviIgBITd— The Booty Worshipper (@LouieVRee) May 23, 2017
As Diane Keaton has proved time and time again, all you have to do is turn up drunk to a talk show and you're back in the public eye. Welcome back Jessica.
