2019 is a little bit nuts and we're just getting used to it, but this week's wackiest headline is that Paris Hilton (yes, THAT ONE) took a 100-year-old World War II war veteran to celebrate his birthday at a New York Fashion Week show that Lil Pump performed at.
It's a lot to take in, we know.
As Vice reports, Paris and the certified Sweet Old Man™ Sidney Walton attended Philipp Plein's NYFW show and watched Lil Pump perform him and Kanye West's hit song I Love It (NSFW lyrics and all), with Mr Walton apparently sitting in a wheelchair with balloons tied on.
Reports are that when the pair left the show, the whole room cheered. A source said, "It might be the only truly nice moment I’ve ever seen during Fashion Week.”
Apparently Paris has known the war veteran - who enlisted in the army in 1941 - "for many years" and wanted his century-birthday to be "special".
Cuuuute.