God knows how it took so long but someone has finally figured out that there's something not quite right with Flo Rida 2007 hit Low.
As someone pointed out on Twitter, the girl he describes is wearing far too many shoes to be human.
She writes that she was, "wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur."
A centaur is a half human, half horse creature and now people on Twitter are convinced that's what Flo Rida was talking about.
Honestly, it's more mindblowing that when we found out Flo Rida was just Florida broken into two.
The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will
— Splenda Pappy (@caroline_oreo) March 26, 2018
