Melbourne good boys Approachable Members Of Your Local Community know the struggle we millennials face when going about our day-to-day - after all, when we're crippled with anxiety and depression, locked out the housing market and worried our planet's gonna implode, who's got time to learn how to make a mimosa, or do taxes, or how to change a tyre? Not us.
However, the quartet are here to help. To tie in with the release of their sweet little pop gem, Citrus Fruit, the uniformed boys have created four silly little how-to videos to get your domestic duties up to scratch.
Don't know how to cook meatballs? No problem. Your button fell off and you have NFI how to sew it back on without help from mum? All good. What even is superannuation? We don't know, and unfortunately Approachable Members don't have the answer to that one for us. Soz.
The band explain, "Much like the soy latte, we have firmly planted our roots in South East Melbourne. Unlike the beans of old, we refuse to disappear into obscurity. Our pathway is innovation. That’s why we listen to the groove, and act on the vibe. Our morning jogs have exposed us to harrowing stories, all pointing to a profound failure in domestic competence.
"Sopping flowers. Gifts presented without wrapping. Meatballs burnt on the stove. It's a national issue. It’s tremendous in its scope. And it’s our duty to intervene. That’s why we’re launching our Campaign For A Better Community.Our message to the world is simple - never forget the three D’s: Debt Management, Dental Care, and Domestic Duties."
Alright, get to learnin' and revel in the glory of the band's brilliant intro sequence.
how to sew a button on a shirt
A diabolical situation has occurred. You're off to your local council meeting an noticed you're missing a button on your shirt, don't worry, we've got you covered.
how to wash a mug
Disaster strikes! You've finished a friendly cuppa with your neighbour and their washing machine is broken, don't worry, we've got you covered.
how to make lemon lime bitters
Hosting a dinner party? Need to make the perfect drink for the occasion? Don't worry, Approachable Members have got you covered.
how to cook meatballs
So you've invited your neighbour over for dinner, but are lost on what to cook, don't worry, we've got you covered.
