You know why we love rapper Ashnikko? Aside from her feminist, in-your-face songs, they just tell it like it is all. the. time.
From her loose AF Instagram captions to their random TikToks, we discovered that Ash's Twitter feed was an oddly relatable haven of tweets about life as a millennial. From being a plant mum to uh, pooping, Ash's tweets are hilarious and too real.
To celebrate their latest releases, the poetic Panic Attacks In Paradise and the aggressive Maggots, we've taken a look at some examples of why you need to be following Ashnikko online.
trying to get my shrussy ate ? pic.twitter.com/HDNb5XlGYH
— ashnikko (@ashnikko) July 20, 2021
i’m having a good day hope i don’t ruin it
— ashnikko (@ashnikko) June 28, 2021
horny but don’t wanna talk to nobody
— ashnikko (@ashnikko) June 11, 2021
drunk. just bought uggs.
— ashnikko (@ashnikko) October 17, 2020
been laying on the floor all day playing with my belly button
— Ashnikko (@ashnikko) January 26, 2020
mom can u come pick me up the incels are cyberbullying me
— Ashnikko (@ashnikko) November 30, 2019
I’m so grumpyyyy I just wanna go home and talk to my plants
— Ashnikko (@ashnikko) November 24, 2019
Friends who can’t be happy for you when you’re doing well are not friends!!!!
— Ashnikko (@ashnikko) October 5, 2019
pooping is honestly the best part of my day I swear to god
— Ashnikko (@ashnikko) September 29, 2019
yes I fell asleep with a full face of makeup and platform boots on. yes I rolled my ankle in G-A-Y Late dancing to Cher.
— Ashnikko (@ashnikko) September 19, 2019