When you can't even turn to Wikipedia for cold hard fact, where the hell can you?
The internet is trying to figure out how old Mariah Carey is and they're freaking out because no onw can figure it out. Not. Even. Wikipedia.
Wikipedia thinks that she was either born on 27th March 1969 or on 27th March 1970 but it hasn't made its mind up yet.
You'd think someone would be able to clarify the confusion, but nope, no one know what the hell is going on.
Of course, it's very possible that Carey is immortal and thus her age is kind of irrelevant. It's also possible that she's giving alternative facts when it comes to her age. Anastacia lied about her age for years, always saying she was eight years younger than she is.
We will reward anyone who has the answer to this question. Although, we will probably withold it for a little while because we're very much enjoying the internet freaking out about Wikipedia not being 100% reliable. Yes, we're talking about the site we could go to right now and literally edit that Mariah is the President of the USA.
How do we not know what year Mariah Carey was born in? pic.twitter.com/F0bGWnCi6J
— tom mckenna (@tmckenna1) August 26, 2016
we know exactly when charles Vlll was born but we still don't know if mariah carey was born in 1969 or 1970, okay
— (@rosesbergs) December 25, 2016
nobody ever found it suspicious no one knows when mariah carey was born....?????
— ???????? (@biebsbeattyy) December 1, 2015
@MariahCarey what year were you born ma'am?
— Coca La Boca (@AmoreLeath) December 15, 2016
