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SZA has let us all in on the time she ate weed brownies and was subsequently fired from her job.
A fan asked for "storytime with SZA" and she obliged jumping straight into the story about being booted from a job.
"I walk into work and shorty has a full container of brownies she brought from home," she wrote on Twitter.
"She opens em in the break room and everybody starts crowding like ooooo aaahhh . She DONT SAY NUFFIN BOUT NO DRUGS."
SZA, new to the job, dug into the tin and had two of them not realising at all that there was something up.
After 30 minutes pass SZA starts to sweat.
"I’m looking at niggas across the sales floor they laughing and shit.. I’m like wow I gotta boo boo I’m nauseous."
Then, as if things couldn't get any worse, she gets called into the office where she's immediately fired.
Thankfully, SZA doesn't need an office job anymore because she's kicking goals both with and without weed.
Read the whole story below.
Aight so bim. I walk into work and shorty has a full container of brownies she brought from home. Fresh hot .. seems normal https://t.co/QhalpZjxEl
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
She opens em in the break room and everybody starts crowding like ooooo aaahhh . She DONT SAY NUFFIN BOUT NO DRUGS
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
Everybody takes one (u know when niggas say everybody it’s really 3 ppl) ..mind u I’m new here ..nobody’s eating the whole thing but MY hungry ass eats TWO like mmmm ya free BREAKFASS !!..30 mins pass
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
I start to sweat .. I’m looking at niggas across the sales floor they laughing and shit.. I’m like wow I gotta boo boo I’m nauseous I’m ..mind u I ain’t even KNOW...10 more mins pass
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
Long story short I’m the only one coming out of their actual skin looking like I ATE meth . I get called to the office I don’t know why this is happening I tell her I need a doctor. She fires me . I spend the rest of the day in a Mexican restaurant searching for answers #SETUP
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
