If you've ever overslept and missed a day at work, you'll know the terror that occurs when you realise what's happened. Now, imagine if you were heading to go work with Kanye West on his new album DONDA. Eek!
DJ Akademiks took to social media to share leaked screenshots of a conversation between Kanye and an engineer, and we're feeling for the engineer - it's not a good spot to be in. Kanye first wrote, “Good morning. Let’s work." Two hours later, he wrote, "You’re fired. Go home", after not hearing from the engineer.
The unnamed engineer responded, “I’m really sorry. I have no excuse. I set an alarm for 7:30am. And for whatever reason my phone wasn’t alerting me. I woke up at 11:08 to missed calls and got dressed as fast as I could. Lou was already on his way to get boogz and they just got here. I didn’t call back right away cause I was in panic trying to find a ride. I know this is unacceptable. I’m sorry.”
Kanye then proceeded to simply say, “Stop texting. Go find God.” Harsh, but simple and effective. Of course, people online saw this as an opportunity to get hired by Kanye, because you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
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Check out some of our favourite "applications" below. Who knows; maybe you'll be the person working with Kanye on his next album? Just make sure you set some alarms...
@kanyewest I would like to apply to be your new engineer.
- Have been making music in FL Studio for 3 years
- Can probably spend 33 hours in Pro Tools without fainting (will test and get back to you on that)
- Am really cute
Hope you see this and get back 2 me
— AJ (@ajonhispayday) September 7, 2021
If im an engineer working w/ Kanye west i’m in the studio SUPER EARLY fym
— O Dogg ????? (@UWreThtYestrdy) September 7, 2021
Yo @kanyewest if you need a reliable engineer holler at me! I have a car too so you don’t have to worry about me finding rides. I got you! ??
— Ital Santos (@Jynxx909) September 8, 2021
@kanyewest hmu if u need an engineer I’m quik w ableton
— regular human guy (@lsdmthc__) September 8, 2021